In space, no one can hear your scream, unless of course you’re wearing a red shirt, in which case you’ll scream very loudly before being vaporized/brainwashed/sent to the phantom zone/transfigured into a sugar cube. John Scalzi’s forthcoming novel Redshirts celebrates the short lives of these wonderfully expendable space heroes and in anticipation of the book’s June 5th release, official Redshirts apparel is here. But if that’s not enough, we’ve got a slew of other holiday gift ideas for the redshirt in your life!
The John Scalzi Redshirts redshirt, on our Zazzle store. 
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Think Geek always has you covered when it come sto geek-and-wear. Below are the classic Expendable T-shirt, regulation onesie , and a Zombie/Redshirt mash-up.
Star Trek kokeshi dolls from Kokeshi Clan. While you’re there, check out their fantastic Star Wars dolls. (Seriously, we want them all!)
Cute and sexy Trekkie dress from Bonga Chop Shop.
Redshirt cologne, “because tomorrow may never come.”
Show off your colors on your iCommunicator.
Poor bunny. By Woolykins.
Classic Trek throw pillows from Yellow Bug Boutique.
From T-shirt Bordello, in men’s and women’s sizes.
Don’t bother to learn their names, from SnorgTees.
For the space babies, we recently went gaga for the Star Trek Book of Opposites from Quirk Books.
And from Abrams Books, the recently released Star Trek Vault. With removable merchadise like this section below:
Stubby the Rocket is the voice and mascot of Tor.com. Despite being a little bit red, Stubby is neither expendable, nor nameless. Just don’t ever mention that time Stubby was turned in a sugar cube. EVER.
